The address for this to be sent to is on the Read Me or the cat get's it file.
Unfortunately, I do not accept credit card, but if you feel that it's really necessary, send me your cashpoint card and PIN number and I shall be most grateful (as long as your account is not empty and the card is not nicked from someone else)
Once you have registered, do not distribute the latest versions. You may see updated versions around that are not registered, but they will be scaled down (not as many cheats, solutions, and some walkthroughs will only be half there)
Don't send in a registration form without any form of payment as I will get rather ticked off. Only serious applicants or I'll send da boys round to get ya!
N.B. Before sending your grandmother through the post, please put airholes in the box. It's cruel and inhumane otherwise.